So funny you will die laughing.

The human race is destroying itself, unnecessarily.

haha that’s the joke. It’s totally unnecessary. 

We can support 10 billion people on the planet earth 

if we cooperate… aka communism. 

Accumulation of obscene wealth is irrational.

We’re all going to die! haha

In objective reality, we have the current 

potential to live in a world where we take care of eachother 

and lighten our footstep on the planet. 

Unfortunately, we already live in a damaged world 

and all life requires a price environmentally. 

But 8-10 billion people can live within the means

of our planet if done correctly.  Here comes the punchline…

…with Communism! Tada!!!

If the entire history of the human race was a Twilight Zone episode, 

Communism might be the final twist. 

★★★★★

My experience at this website was great. The comedy was delicious, the insights into society were excellent, and the atmosphere was cozy and inviting. Highly recommend this website.

Alice Smith

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ACME Company

Chief Comedian

Karl Marx

A master of political satire, Karl Marx brings laughter to the masses

Head Writer

Friedrich

Friedrich Engels is the creative force behind our hilarious sketches and skits.

Alice Smith

Founder & CEO

Former co-founder of ACME company. Early staff at XYZ. Loves coffee & morning runs.

Areas of Practice

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Revolution

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02

Humanity

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03

Peace

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04

Love

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05

Universal Health Care

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06

Abolition of Private Property

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We are open from 8 AM to 6 PM, Monday to Saturday. We’re closed on Sunday. Holiday hours may vary, so please call or check our website for specific information on those dates.

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Yes, we have a parking lot adjacent to the restaurant, and street parking is also available. Valet parking is offered on weekends.

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